SURVEY CITY
1. What color is your toothbrush?
Uh... I think it's green and white.
2. Name one person who made you smile today:
My beautiful wife Elena always makes me smile 
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Cussing the alarm as it went off.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Cleaning up after a workout and talking with Elena.
5.What is your favorite candy bar?
Depends on my mood. But you know what candy bar I really miss? Twix Cookies 'N Creme! They don't make them anymore!
6. Have you ever done karaoke?
Hell no. But I have drummed in front of a thousand people!
7. What is the last thing you said aloud
"What the @%$!, Burrito?" (Burrito is my cat)
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cookies N Creme (Though I love me some McDonald's strawberry milkshake)
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Snapple Antioxidant Water
10. Do you like your wallet?
Meh. I have a long history of love/hate relationships with my wallets.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
Pop tarts for breakfast
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Erm... no. But I need some new flip flops!
13. The last sporting event you watched?
Everybody else working out in PE class this morning.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Plain ol' lightly buttered pop corn, I reckon. Don't usually go for the fancy stuff.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
Adam, my brother.
16. Ever go camping?
Not since '03 or '04... bad experience. Used to camp all the time in my younger days, though. I've been jonesing for a camping trip lately.
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Get all I need from the FOOD I EAT.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
Fuck no. If you want to know why, you either don't know me, or need a couple hours for the backstory.
19. Do you have a tan?
Pasty white.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
That's tough. I'm almost always in the mood for Chinese, but lately I've been all about some gourmet pizza.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Sometimes.
22. What did your last text message say?
Inbound: It's all good. Outbound: hahaha yeah that's it.
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working a 12 at Children's.
24. What time is it right now?
Time for you to get a watch.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
ELENA!!!! This excites me.
26. What color is your watch?
Brown leather band, silver watch with blue face.
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
I think of the word "Australia", but said with an Australian accent. Like, "Os-tryl-ya."
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Don't do much fast food anymore. If I'm in a hurry or planning on eating somewhere else, I go through the drive thru. But I try not to be a lazy American fat ass and actually go in.
30. What is your favorite number?
Used to be 7, but that's when I was a superstitious, brainwashed Christian. Not sure anymore. 2005? 
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mr. Spradlin
32. Any plans today?
Need to put the finishing touches on a research paper and start another paper that's due next week. Maybe I'll do Elena at some point, too.
33. How many states have you lived in?
Three.
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
This god damned survey.
35. Last song listened to?
Duke's Travels / Duke's End by Genesis
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yup. Faster than you, too.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No. Need one, though.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Flip flops, and my Hush Puppie house shoes. Oh, and my moccasins.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Eh?
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
Probably. Have you SEEN my wife? All men are automatically jealous of me because of her.
41. Do you love anyone?
See above.
42. Do any of your friends have children?
My big brother has a couple kids, and he's one of my best friends.
43. What do you usually do during the day?
Eat, sleep, work, school, Elena, pet the cat. You get the idea.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Old boss of mine. What a douchebag.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Sometimes, usually when I'm answering the phone.
46. What color is your car?
Aurora Blue.
47. Do you like cats?
Yup.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Food.
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yuh-huh.
50. How did you get your worst scar?
When I was three, my brother was chasing me around our apartment. I tripped and fell, hitting my chin on the corner of the stereo cabinet. Still have a scar underneath my chin. Oh. And the scars from my gall bladder surgery.
